MRT scheme

This is from a friend who's always in action, aka, flirting. But for all of you who would want to try the power of Bluetooth technology in their celfones, read on.

When you ride an MRT, make sure you ride in the last train. It's proven that 90% of actions happen on that last tip. Only heaven knows why even during daytime, when the afternoon sun is at its scorching heat, and when spacious seats are available somewhere on the other part those light railways, people, mostly gays, converge and choose to suffer the suffocation of that overcrowded room.

But wait and observe! While one hand holds on the poles, the other one is meticulously filtrating who's who on the list of "seb's" that appear while their celfone's Bluetooth is activated.

Yes! If one is lonely and needed someone to talk to amidst the deafening sounds of silence, or if one frets for a buddy to beat the weather heat, all he has to do is open his Bluetooth, rename it as "seb", and pronto! Numbers will prop up on screen.

Now who says you need Ophrah to talk things out. Bluetooth technology has made talking to strangers (and getting them to bed) so much easier. And it's even better than buying veggies in the supermarket because, because it only takes a button, and it's virtually free!

Now, that's what I call party.